Keeping Portland Weird Wednesday, ed 1
So, there are always weird things going on in Portland, but right now, the weirdest thing in my life is the list of “search terms” that people are finding this website for. I thought I would share them (and my reaction) with you. Do you have a website? Do you have weird search terms that come up? Share the weirdness!
“portland my pretty ponies” - your pretty ponies can be tied up to the rings all over downtown. Send me a picture when you get here!
“what’s the worst time to visit portland oregon” - rush hour. Avoid rush hour.
“trivial pdx wednesday” - Yes, Wednesdays in Portland can be trivial. Perhaps you meant trivia PDX Wednesday … you might have gotten better results.
“fun places to go during halloween in fort worth texas” - Portland! Come to Portland, Oregon for Halloween! That is probably the most fun to have in Texas for the holiday. Hopefully your search lead you to About Fort Worth, Texas instead of my website.
“eagle tattoos” - Uhm, I wouldn’t recommend one. Nope.
“artist sarah gould” - You think I’m an artist? Yay!
“what part of colorado was “why did i get married?’ filmed in” - I hope this lead you to here or here because I don’t know. Why did you get married, btw?
“health disease blog” - what do you think Portland is?
“portland whistle underwater” - whistling underwater? I can’t even whistle ABOVE water!
“good places in portland to go snowboarding at” - down Sam Jackson Parkway … OHSU busses will pull over for you and let you snowboard right down! (Who thinks you can snowboard in Portland, Oregon?)
“common sense comic” - comics have common sense? Have you ever listened to Keith and the Girl?
“is it possible for peanut butter to give you a sinus headach” - Well, if you don’t stop shoving it up your nose, of course you’re going to get a sinus headache!
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