Halloween in Portland
Thursday, October 30th, 2008Last year, I was really excited about getting some trick-or-treaters. After living in Chicago, in an apartment, in a neighborhood of three-story six-flats, I was so excited to have a porch as a basis for my candy-giving adventures.
Three kids came to my door. Three.

I thought they looked familiar…
And I had the bomb candy, a veritable smorgasbord of treats, and all I got was three lousy trick-or-treaters. Ok, that is not fair, the kids weren’t lousy, it was just the turn-out that was lousy. I envisioned a constant barrage of children in cute, little costumes, some scary, some Disney no doubt.
I grew up in the country. A small farming town where there were three houses in my whole neighborhood, so needless to say, we did not get trick-or-treaters. Correction, we got our closest neighbors, before they drove to a more densely-populated neighborhood, with more candy per steps taken.
I live in SE Portland, and I figured it was prime trick-or-treat territory. Lots of houses, rather nice ones at that, and maybe ten or so houses per “normal” Portland block (which I always refer to as Barbie-blocks as they are not the big-city-size blocks, but instead about half the size of a Chicago block). But no, my block got nothing.

Granted, if I were an active trick-or-treater this year, I would head for the Laurelhurst neighborhood. Big, cool houses that are sure to give out good candy, right? Not so, usually. In my past experience as a pretty savvy “treater”, I found that the nicer the neighborhood, either no one was home or they gave you coins or something really healthy — and as this is Portland, Oregon, the land of Granola, I wouldn’t be surprised if Laurelhurst gives out organic, vegan candy.
Don’t get me wrong, I am into healthy foods and generally eschew the whole high-fructose corn syrup scene, but when it comes to Halloween, I take a day off and seek out the bad, the gooey, and the overly-sweet.
I wonder what neighborhood does give out the best candy in Portland. If anyone has an opinion on the subject, please drop me a line by leaving a comment.
To everyone, have a safe and happy Halloween. I have to work that night, but I will leave some candy on my front porch.
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