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Ah, Portland…City of Strip Clubs

by Lulu Mcgrew

If you haven’t heard Portland is, um, “known” for its strip clubs. And the first time I was ever in Portland, yes, I too, went to see what all the hubbub was about…

Here’s my question: Does the number of strip clubs correlate to a high number of hot strippers in town? The answer in Portland is, sadly, no. The advice I have been given is never go at 2:30 pm on a Tuesday, if you get my drift.

However, I would be remiss not to point out that Barfly is promoting its, get this, 12th annual Strip-o-rama. One, it’s a brilliant idea, and two, this will be the 12th year of this, what must be, a magical mystery tour for drunks-that-love-strippers.

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Well, if that doesn’t pull you out of your post-holiday withdrawals or blues or whatever the young kids are calling ‘em these days, I don’t know what could!

If no, you could always go out and catch 27 Dresses, the new Katherine Heigl vehicle. I think that would lead to suicide for some this time of year, and I wonder why they choose this time of year to release it. Maybe for everyone sick of good films…ah, I digress.

Oh, wait, I know what you could do this weekend. I have a habit of reading classifieds, so I ran across this.

Come to Open Hands Acupuncture on Saturday, January 26th from 12p-4p for free demo acupuncture, massage and naturopathic consultations.

We’re located at 114 N. Killingsworth Ave. For more information, call us at 503.281.4656.

114 N. Killingsworth Ave., 97217 via Willamette Week

If I were in town, I’d probably check that out. Four minutes of free massage is better than no massage. Maybe there will be cookies…organic spelt cookies in this town. Still, organic spelt cookies are better than no cookies at all.

Anyway, I will try to post a fuller list of things to do this weekend that maybe won’t suck.

Disclaimer: Any information provided by this writer may suck, and the writer is not held responsible for that resultant suckiness in perpetuity throughout the universe.

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Posted in Keep Portland Weird, Nightlife, Places to Go on January 24th, 2008

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